Inhuman Inebriation

by Mutard

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1.
Mutard 04:17
You think thrash is dead? Making Djent instead Well we got news for you: you suck! We’re just a band Taking matters in their hand And we really do not give a fuck The technique may bad But our riffing is rad Our songs get in your head stuck This pit deserves cremation We’re here for celebration You’ll know a lightning when you get struck There's no denying can't call this tune art but don't forget: This is Mutard! We're not trying To be too smart Fuck etiquette This is Mutard! Mutard is here With pizza and beer Ladies say „no!“ but fellas turn queer You better mosh Start a pit at all cost Do as we say or your balls will get squashed Beer Bong with Bernd Is what you have earned We never clean him is what you will learn Tonight we destroy It fills us with joy Crank up the amps, leave neighbourhoods annoyed She's lifting her skirt Cause you‘re wearing our shirt Remember: Fist is not just a noun You can’t get over The fact we’re never sober Beeriest band in town Our minds are deranged So our lyrics get strange You teabagging cockgobbling clown Here’s an advice: You always meet twice From high horse there’s a long drop down There's no denying can't call this tune art but don't forget: This is Mutard! We're not trying To be too smart Fuck etiquette This is Mutard! „Mutard ain’t good so Mutard won’t last“ Maybe you’re right but guess what: We’re loving this shit and we’re havin‘ a blast So fuck you, you ballsucking twat Keep buying your likes and scoring all shows We show you how thrash should be done It’s not about the money and the dicks that you blow Just bang your head and have fun There's no denying can't call this tune art but don't forget: This is Mutard! We're not trying To be too smart Fuck etiquette This is Mutard!
2.
Started with two beer but then it escalated Around number thirteen I was really devastated A shot on my own, a shot with my bros Some shots later I couldn’t find my clothes Too drunk to drink I cannot move my body Time I cannot drink is lost ‘cause drinking is my hobby Too drunk to drink I’m just too fucking drunk! Perhaps I’ve got a problem ‘cause I can’t stop once I started but fuck I love being drunk as shit and totally mutarded bash in a face, smash up the place inseminate your sister and throw up in a vase Too drunk to drink Again I am too wasted Beer is just the best damn thing that I have ever tasted Too drunk to drink I’m just too fucking drunk! Too drunk to drink I shat my pants What a nasty stench Maybe I am soaked with shit at least I am not french Too drunk to drink Let’s all get fucking drunk!
3.
I will make your ears ring if you cross my way This is not a bluff the python‘s out for prey Its thirst for blood is endless and it hunts at night and day There’s no way I can stop it this cock brutality My wiener is a weapon and I’m not afraid to use it Like a hairy A-bomb but no way to defuse it Don’t leave your kid unwatched this sausage might abuse it His face is very pretty my meaty sword will bruise it This is… This is…. This is cock brutality I am the judge I am the jury I am the executioner A slap to the left, a slap to the right No questions asked my rod will strike with might Don’t matter if it’s daylight or the middle of the night My skin-flute’s violating everything that’s in its sight I won’t need no boxing glove throw down the fleshy gauntlet After I am done with you forever you’ll be haunted Once a solid member I will poke you in the stomach Then shove my manhood down your throat until you fucking vomit The hammer of justice will slap you in the face Until you are bloodless extinct the human race When push comes to shove I will slap you till you’re dead One rude remark – a fatal blow to the head Children, women, Elderly, everyone’s a threat I cannot spare humanity: death by baguette My sex drive is deranged making love I can’t enjoy Whenever I unwrap my whip a woman gets destroyed Violence in the workplace that’s why I’m unemployed My penis is my burden ever since I was a boy This is… This is…. This is cock brutality I am the judge I am the jury I am the executioner
4.
AxMxPxCx 02:20
Another week of work is done Finally it's friday Buy a case of beer Gonna spend the weekend my way Come on join the drinking spree The thrashers are united Bang your head against the stage Everyone's delighted We are The awesome Mutard Party crew! Let's get hammered and don't worry This is our advice Puncture a keg, drink your beer And party until sunrise Start a circle pit And mosh 'til you pass out Everybody raise your hands We wanna hear you shout We are The awesome Mutard Party crew!
5.
Wanna hit the gym Eat healthy, jog and swim But then I opened a beer Be a better person Be nicer and stop cursin‘ But then I opened a beer Spend time with the family Though it seems like agony I had to open a beer Quit smoking and stop drinking Fuck what was I thinking? I'm gonna open a beer Same procedure as every year I’m not as desolate as it might appear I‘m really trying, I am sincere I can’t help it but I need a beer New year New luck This is my New year's resolution Volunteer for charity Showing solidarity But then I opened a beer Save money and pay debt I’ll do it, you can bet! But then I opened a beer This year will get better I’ll get my life together But then I opened a beer To be truly honest Although I made a promise I’m gonna open a beer Damn I love beer!
6.
2F@2Sk8 02:16
Champ of the bowl, no rail too high King of the vert and no gap too wide Present day: every step makes me wheeze I crack all my decks ‘cause I am obese Owned every spot and owned every trick But now I’m too fat to skate Knew how to shred and boned every chick But now I’m too fat to skate I am too fat to skate The sky was the limit with the board under my feet Kids stood in awe, I ruled the concrete Today I’m a regular at Burger King Gobbling twenty Whopper and ten buffalo wings Feels like a million years ago When I was a skater What’s left is a sad fat dude And chronic masturbator Owned every spot and owned every trick But now I’m too fat to skate Knew how to shred and boned every chick But now I’m too fat to skate I am too fat to skate I am too fat to skate
7.
We are deciding who’s living or dying Guilty or not you’ll face the garrotte Soon you will bleed, whatever you plead You will be fed a shit-ton of lead No place to run to No place to hide Cause tonight we are Declaring lynch law Drawing the machete your anus becomes sweaty Hung, drawn and quartered, your ass will be slaughtered A climax through pain while hundreds are slain Just try to outrun an automatic gun No place to run to No place to hide Cause tonight we are Declaring lynch law You get cutoff in line - hang 'em high! Someone spills wine - hang 'em high! The booze is empty - hang 'em high! Oh wait… there’s plenty - hang 'em high! Another penis spam-mail - hang 'em high! Another bitchy female - hang 'em high! Lost your wallet - hang 'em high! Covered in vomit - hang 'em high! Our methods may seem drastic but doing wrong’s fantastic So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Decapitating’s awesome We won’t die out of boredom So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! A mask out of faces Soon we will be famous So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Your darkest dream come true Lynch law‘s overdue So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Higher… and higher… fuck it, hang ‘em high! This is not a drill, intention to kill Propose a High-Five, get buried alive Refuse a mosh pit, your throat will be slit Spill just one beer, we’re stuffing your rear No place to run to No place to hide Cause tonight we are Declaring lynch law Thumbs up or thumbs down, in blood you will drown Your corpse will get hacked, what do you expect? Follow our order, or else you’ll get tortured Mutard has spoken, now bones will get broken No place to run to No place to hide Cause tonight we are Declaring lynch law Our way is paved with the people we killed Our clothes are soaked with blood that we spilled This is the one thing at which we are skilled We can’t stop until our duty’s fulfilled Our methods may seem drastic but doing wrong’s fantastic So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Decapitating’s awesome We won’t die out of boredom So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! A mask out of faces Soon we will be famous So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Your darkest dream come true Lynch law‘s overdue So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high! Hang those bitches high!

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released March 11, 2017

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