Inhuman Inebriation

by Mutard

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released March 11, 2017

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Track Name: Mutard
You think thrash is dead?
Making Djent instead
Well we got news for you: you suck!

We’re just a band
Taking matters in their hand
And we really do not give a fuck

The technique may bad
But our riffing is rad
Our songs get in your head stuck

This pit deserves cremation
We’re here for celebration
You’ll know a lightning when you get struck


There's no denying
can't call this tune art
but don't forget:
This is Mutard!

We're not trying
To be too smart
Fuck etiquette
This is Mutard!


Mutard is here
With pizza and beer
Ladies say „no!“ but fellas turn queer

You better mosh
Start a pit at all cost
Do as we say or your balls will get squashed

Beer Bong with Bernd
Is what you have earned
We never clean him is what you will learn

Tonight we destroy
It fills us with joy
Crank up the amps, leave neighbourhoods annoyed



She's lifting her skirt
Cause you‘re wearing our shirt
Remember: Fist is not just a noun

You can’t get over
The fact we’re never sober
Beeriest band in town

Our minds are deranged
So our lyrics get strange
You teabagging cockgobbling clown

Here’s an advice:
You always meet twice
From high horse there’s a long drop down

There's no denying
can't call this tune art
but don't forget:
This is Mutard!

We're not trying
To be too smart
Fuck etiquette
This is Mutard!


„Mutard ain’t good so Mutard won’t last“
Maybe you’re right but guess what:
We’re loving this shit and we’re havin‘ a blast
So fuck you, you ballsucking twat

Keep buying your likes and scoring all shows
We show you how thrash should be done
It’s not about the money and the dicks that you blow
Just bang your head and have fun


There's no denying
can't call this tune art
but don't forget:
This is Mutard!

We're not trying
To be too smart
Fuck etiquette
This is Mutard!
Track Name: Too Drunk To Drink
Started with two beer but then it escalated
Around number thirteen I was really devastated
A shot on my own, a shot with my bros
Some shots later I couldn’t find my clothes


Too drunk to drink
I cannot move my body
Time I cannot drink is lost ‘cause drinking is my hobby
Too drunk to drink
I’m just too fucking drunk!


Perhaps I’ve got a problem ‘cause I can’t stop once I started
but fuck I love being drunk as shit and totally mutarded
bash in a face, smash up the place
inseminate your sister and throw up in a vase


Too drunk to drink
Again I am too wasted
Beer is just the best damn thing that I have ever tasted
Too drunk to drink
I’m just too fucking drunk!


Too drunk to drink


I shat my pants
What a nasty stench
Maybe I am soaked with shit at least I am not french
Too drunk to drink
Let’s all get fucking drunk!
Track Name: Cock Brutality
I will make your ears ring if you cross my way
This is not a bluff the python‘s out for prey
Its thirst for blood is endless and it hunts at night and day
There’s no way I can stop it this cock brutality

My wiener is a weapon and I’m not afraid to use it
Like a hairy A-bomb but no way to defuse it
Don’t leave your kid unwatched this sausage might abuse it
His face is very pretty my meaty sword will bruise it


This is…
This is….
This is cock brutality

I am the judge
I am the jury
I am the executioner


A slap to the left, a slap to the right
No questions asked my rod will strike with might
Don’t matter if it’s daylight or the middle of the night
My skin-flute’s violating everything that’s in its sight

I won’t need no boxing glove throw down the fleshy gauntlet
After I am done with you forever you’ll be haunted
Once a solid member I will poke you in the stomach
Then shove my manhood down your throat until you fucking vomit


The hammer of justice will slap you in the face
Until you are bloodless extinct the human race


When push comes to shove I will slap you till you’re dead
One rude remark – a fatal blow to the head
Children, women, Elderly, everyone’s a threat
I cannot spare humanity: death by baguette

My sex drive is deranged making love I can’t enjoy
Whenever I unwrap my whip a woman gets destroyed
Violence in the workplace that’s why I’m unemployed
My penis is my burden ever since I was a boy


This is…
This is….
This is cock brutality

I am the judge
I am the jury
I am the executioner
Track Name: AxMxPxCx
Another week of work is done
Finally it's friday
Buy a case of beer
Gonna spend the weekend my way

Come on join the drinking spree
The thrashers are united
Bang your head against the stage
Everyone's delighted


We are
The awesome
Mutard
Party crew!


Let's get hammered and don't worry
This is our advice
Puncture a keg, drink your beer
And party until sunrise

Start a circle pit
And mosh 'til you pass out
Everybody raise your hands
We wanna hear you shout


We are
The awesome
Mutard
Party crew!
Track Name: New Year's Resolution
Wanna hit the gym
Eat healthy, jog and swim
But then I opened a beer

Be a better person
Be nicer and stop cursin‘
But then I opened a beer

Spend time with the family
Though it seems like agony
I had to open a beer

Quit smoking and stop drinking
Fuck what was I thinking?
I'm gonna open a beer


Same procedure as every year
I’m not as desolate as it might appear
I‘m really trying, I am sincere
I can’t help it but I need a beer


New year
New luck
This is my
New year's resolution


Volunteer for charity
Showing solidarity
But then I opened a beer

Save money and pay debt
I’ll do it, you can bet!
But then I opened a beer

This year will get better
I’ll get my life together
But then I opened a beer

To be truly honest
Although I made a promise
I’m gonna open a beer

Damn I love beer!
Track Name: 2F@2Sk8
Champ of the bowl, no rail too high
King of the vert and no gap too wide
Present day: every step makes me wheeze
I crack all my decks ‘cause I am obese


Owned every spot and owned every trick
But now I’m too fat to skate
Knew how to shred and boned every chick
But now I’m too fat to skate
I am too fat to skate


The sky was the limit with the board under my feet
Kids stood in awe, I ruled the concrete
Today I’m a regular at Burger King
Gobbling twenty Whopper and ten buffalo wings


Feels like a million years ago
When I was a skater
What’s left is a sad fat dude
And chronic masturbator


Owned every spot and owned every trick
But now I’m too fat to skate
Knew how to shred and boned every chick
But now I’m too fat to skate
I am too fat to skate
I am too fat to skate
Track Name: Lynch Law (Hang 'Em High)
We are deciding who’s living or dying
Guilty or not you’ll face the garrotte
Soon you will bleed, whatever you plead
You will be fed a shit-ton of lead

No place to run to
No place to hide
Cause tonight we are
Declaring lynch law

Drawing the machete your anus becomes sweaty
Hung, drawn and quartered, your ass will be slaughtered
A climax through pain while hundreds are slain
Just try to outrun an automatic gun

No place to run to
No place to hide
Cause tonight we are
Declaring lynch law


You get cutoff in line - hang 'em high!
Someone spills wine - hang 'em high!
The booze is empty - hang 'em high!
Oh wait… there’s plenty - hang 'em high!
Another penis spam-mail - hang 'em high!
Another bitchy female - hang 'em high!
Lost your wallet - hang 'em high!
Covered in vomit - hang 'em high!


Our methods may seem drastic
but doing wrong’s fantastic
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

Decapitating’s awesome
We won’t die out of boredom
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

A mask out of faces
Soon we will be famous
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

Your darkest dream come true
Lynch law‘s overdue
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!


Higher… and higher… fuck it, hang ‘em high!


This is not a drill, intention to kill
Propose a High-Five, get buried alive
Refuse a mosh pit, your throat will be slit
Spill just one beer, we’re stuffing your rear

No place to run to
No place to hide
Cause tonight we are
Declaring lynch law

Thumbs up or thumbs down, in blood you will drown
Your corpse will get hacked, what do you expect?
Follow our order, or else you’ll get tortured
Mutard has spoken, now bones will get broken

No place to run to
No place to hide
Cause tonight we are
Declaring lynch law


Our way is paved with the people we killed
Our clothes are soaked with blood that we spilled
This is the one thing at which we are skilled
We can’t stop until our duty’s fulfilled


Our methods may seem drastic
but doing wrong’s fantastic
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

Decapitating’s awesome
We won’t die out of boredom
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

A mask out of faces
Soon we will be famous
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

Your darkest dream come true
Lynch law‘s overdue
So don’t spare no one - hang 'em high!

Hang those bitches high!

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