Started with two beer but then it escalated
Around number thirteen I was really devastated
A shot on my own, a shot with my bros
Some shots later I couldn’t find my clothes
Too drunk to drink
I cannot move my body
Time I cannot drink is lost ‘cause drinking is my hobby
Too drunk to drink
I’m just too fucking drunk!
Perhaps I’ve got a problem ‘cause I can’t stop once I started
but fuck I love being drunk as shit and totally mutarded
bash in a face, smash up the place
inseminate your sister and throw up in a vase
Too drunk to drink
Again I am too wasted
Beer is just the best damn thing that I have ever tasted
Too drunk to drink
I’m just too fucking drunk!
Too drunk to drink
I shat my pants
What a nasty stench
Maybe I am soaked with shit at least I am not french
Too drunk to drink
Let’s all get fucking drunk!